this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes
ok but this hoe y/n is living her best life in all these fics. can I be her
i have great news for you
what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics
A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<
A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard
professor: shut up and write idiot -__-
me: eep o_o!!
Op im proud to annouce that im legally allowed to kill you now
human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit
monkey brain: absolutely not. die
Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing
monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking
2am tea is that boy bands in general will never be taken seriously music wise and it’s because of their large female fan base like people would rather call young girls crazy or insane than even think for one moment that the artists that girls love actually make good music because god forbid girls are actually intelligent and have good taste and it’s so fucking weird like the beatles became famous because of young girls but they’re only taken seriously now because men are known to like them and that’s the facts
me: logs into gmail from a different computer
my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself
gen z humor: im kin with your pants
millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha
gen x humor: cat videos
baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”
